You'll never see it coming

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

by PieIsASymbolOfPie December 22, 2018

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Something Wicked This Way Comes is a 1962 novel by Ray Bradbury. It is about two thirteen-year-old boys, Jim Nightshade and William Halloway, who have a harrowing experience with a nightmarish carnival that comes to their Midwestern town one October. The carnival's leader is the mysterious "Mr. Dark" who bears a tattoo for each person who, lured by the offer to live out their secret fantasies, has become bound in service to the carnival. Mr. Dark's malevolent presence is countered by that of Will's father, Charles Halloway, who harbors his own secret desire to regain his youth.

The novel combines elements of fantasy and horror, analyzing the conflicting natures of good and evil, and on how they come into play between the characters and the carnival. Unlike many of Bradbury's other works, including the tangentially related Dandelion Wine, which are collections of loosely related short stories, Something Wicked This Way Comes can be considered a full-length novel with a consistent plot.

Something Wicked This Way Comes is one of the best books ever written.

by StellarGirl77 January 14, 2009

come here mafuyu-chan

A reference to a crackship fic between Mafuyu Asahina x Akito Shinonome reposted by some twitter user & is now a joke between the Project Sekai fandom.

friend 1: yo who do you kin from project sekai
friend 2: probably akito & mafuyu! hbu?
friend 1: come here mafuyu-chan 🤤
friend 2: WHAT

by come here mafuyu chan December 13, 2022

High speed come apart

A major melt down, losing your cool

I thought Lisa was going to have a high speed come apart when Mark wouldn't text her back.

by Lo-Gee July 10, 2011

got dat come back

when a female got some bomb pussy and keep the niggaz coming back for more.....

I got dat come back, i keeep them running back and they be loving that(mello key).

by Meecy Locc February 14, 2007

coming out of the pantry

When a heterosexual reveals they are straight as opposed to being gay.
When a person who pretends to be gay is found out to be staright. Metro sexual.

"Every one thought Bob to be gay until he was coming out of the pantry."

by johndough November 8, 2005

Shrek has come to me

This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.

Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.

"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"

by Wibelær November 10, 2020