Champ

Ability to do what ever one wants without any consequences.

Rick Bouchard is a champ, he yelled at his boss, left early, and returned drunk yelling at other employees and was not fired.

by corey bouchard February 16, 2010

Paper Champ

A player and/or team that is statistically superior to one's opponent and is viewed as the almost guaranteed victor in an upcoming match, yet is unable to achieve victory over said opponent.

The undefeated New England Patriots were beaten by the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII, proving the Patriots to be nothing but paper champs.

by sd561 January 20, 2009

Breakfast of Champions

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me

1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."

by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004

champi

a monkey who eats tutti!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)

After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer

by a-con October 2, 2007

champion

when you have a major plumbers crack

wow! did you see Chloes ass crack in math today? shes a champion alright..

by Sarahhhh April 15, 2006

Championing

1: The act of stepping up to a challenge every time, and never failing, no matter what.
2: Being a champion in every little thing you do.

Girl 1 - "Wow, how does Jacob do it? He's always on top of everything and two steps ahead of everyone else."
Girl 2 - "Oh Jacob? He's just Championing all day long."
Girls 3 - "I'd bang him."

by theonesanch January 1, 2012