cool beans

an older way of saying cool.

"Want to come to the movies with me, Shannon, and Eric tonight?"

"Yeah, cool beans"

by shannon rebecca January 26, 2008

Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009

beans

May be used completely pointlessly at any time if you don't want to awnser somebody's question.

"Dude, what does antidisestablishmentarianism mean?"
"Beans."

by TheBurninator November 29, 2003

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

beans'd up

Drinking coffee in extreme excess. Typically done to combat a hangover.

We went to the coffee shop and ordered five espressos. I got aaaaall beans'd up.

by The Chocolatier December 31, 2016

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

BEANS

YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

by RealDefinitionsForDumbys June 5, 2019