best band ever

1. A band that is better then all others.

2. Something there can only be one of. If there is more then one then it is not the best band ever.

3. The best band ever depends on the person you ask.

Cleetus, "yeah, I think Brooks and Dunn, Nickel Creek, and Weezer are the best bands ever."

Ace, "There can only be one best band ever cock sucker. God, I fuckin hate you, you should burn in hell you red neck son of a bitch."

by Sexy Ben September 16, 2005

baked out

the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.

"Damn yo, your car was so baked out ill be blazed for hours".

by Mike June 19, 2006

band logic

Another word for "stupid" a.k.a. the opposite of logic. While the term originates from nonsensical events that occur in band or other organized groups, it can also be applied in situations outside of such groups.

I have no clue. That's some serious band logic.

by idontknow69 October 29, 2010

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008

Shit NME Band

A bog-standard, charisma-deficient, boring-shouty-guitar-rock "indie" band propelled to undeserved stardom through favourable reviews/coverage in the NME, a once-great, now-rubbish music weekly.

Sadly, in the UK, many people consider these bands to be the definition of indie.

Kasabian, Hard-Fi, The Kooks, Babyshambles, The Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Razorlight: shit NME bands.

by Ottilia September 20, 2008

marching band

1.That thing that consumes so many people's lives. It's usually fun until the director(s) piss you off. It may or may not be a sport.
2.Those dudes at every football game who aren't the players and wear funny clothes.
3.Those seemingly geeky kids, who are somehow more likely to get laid than you.

Those kids who show up to every game, play (mostly)decent music, travel a lot, and may even get credit in school for it are with the marching band.

by Jonny Doe May 20, 2008

bandals

I live in a warm climate and can wear sandals most of the year. You can call me a flip flop junkie. Bandals are sandals that you can change the straps to match any outfit. I LOVE THEM! Not even close to those ugly Crocs.

sandalsbandals

by flip flop junkie February 15, 2009