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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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butthole

where te poop comes out
by poopholexdlullulxddxd December 3, 2016
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Butthole

A place where poop comes out, also known as Lauren
by Awesome kid 700037739494 November 16, 2015
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Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel January 30, 2016
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Butthole Roulette

A game played when one tempts the gods of fate by passing gas under the duress of an upset stomach. The winners are rewarded with pain relief and a chance to fart again, while the losers need to deal with their now-soiled underwear.
My stomach hurt so bad after eating Taco Bell I played butthole roulette and ended up sharting myself.
by Gleen707 February 5, 2024
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Butthole Fountain

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."
by randogurl October 7, 2024
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Cucumber Butthole

THE WORST MOST VILE INSULT THAT HAS EVER CAME OUT OF ANYONE's MOUTH.DONT SAY THIS YOU WiLL BE BEAT UP IMMEDIANLTY. THIS IS VERY RACIST
"Corneelius the Fifth is Such a Cucumber Butthole"
by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 7, 2023
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