Alaskan Fire Hydrant

The act of setting the room on fire then having an orgasm and spinning around to put it out

Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.

by jgold1224 December 19, 2011

Backwards Alaskan

Where you poop, then put it in the freezer, and then use it as a dildo.

I gave my girlfriend the old backwards Alaskan last night and i got it everywhere!

by Jababaddfdfdfdfsdfsdf January 22, 2009

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.

I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.

by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

Alaskan Sunrise

when a girl is giving you head, you jizz on ur stomach she gets a mouthful of orange pop, you then punch her in the face making her spit it out. so the jizz is the snow and the orange and red is the sun

Last night i gave this bitch an Alaskan Sunrise

by Lethal Ewok June 14, 2011

Alaskan Beef Cake

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

Alastair Wright

amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.

GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright

by gigglemyshniggle April 28, 2011

alaskapigeon

A huge whoremonger

Kid A: That guy named Monbrey is into alaskapigeons

Kid B: Duhh

by LadyCaCa June 10, 2011