The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person

"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"

by theboss31 December 5, 2018

Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

Simon Inflation

My favorite movie of all time.

Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.

by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025

Simon

Simon is a person who is caring, cool and really amazing. Everyone loves and adores him for who he is.

Simon is so cool!

by iichelseaperkins June 22, 2019

Simon

This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.

Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!

by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.

Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.

by OGanalog March 31, 2018