Cool Tax

A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.

Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.

by Reshyshira October 19, 2022

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

fanum tax

fanum the youtube streamer taxes his fellow house mates of their food while they stream.

“lemme hide my shi before i get fanum taxed”

by alrused November 20, 2023

skibidi Ohio fanum TAX RIZZLER gyatt

a super sigma charismatic RIZZLER with a level 100000 GYATT that fanum taxes everyone and then skibidi ohio rizzed them with skibidi toilets.

I'm a skibidi Ohio fanum TAX RIZZLER gyatt

by dove 🛞 January 22, 2025

Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler

A name mainly chosen by a middle school boy.

Felicia was not impressed by Lukas calling himself an Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024