i am batshit insane

you are batshit insane

you

your parents are dissatisfied

guy 1: I am batshit insane
guy 2: ok

by no boomers August 13, 2022

I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

by tellthetruth February 28, 2008

Am I Blood

Am I Blood is a band similar to metallica but they sound like metallica before they sucked with awesome vocals and beatiful riffs

Metalhead 1: Hey how'd you like that Am I Blood song i sent you?

Metalhead 2: i thought that was metallica wow they are good

by bassfan05 April 20, 2009

why am i alone

Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life

Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!

by ThatOneWiseCunt March 3, 2018

why am i lonely

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you

why am I lonely because you ARE

by THICTHICDADDY21 October 5, 2021

I am so quirky

An Annoying Cunt that thinks there cool and thinks being unique is different. She is always annoying and says they like nerdy shit like Game of Thrones or Video games. They would use the excuse that they are quirky when their boyfriend breaks up with them.

HEY, WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I AM SO QUIRKY YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

by Poopooppoo4 November 3, 2020

I am inside

A term used by Oh Sangwoo in the manwha killing stalking sangwoo is also my boyfriend despite being dead

“Can we go inside?” “i am inside”

by Sangwoosgf October 11, 2020