sexually harambed

The act of being sexually harassed by a big hairy person.

"You just got sexually harambed!"

by Bisexual.llama March 10, 2017

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012

sexual lesbian

A woman who is a lesbian and at the same time is always in need of sexual companionship. As in they need and want sexual contact with other woman, they just like woman sex. But neither of them can be butch

morganne- I'm not a sexual lesbian
rebecca- No, your a non-sexual lesbian
erin- sexual woman crave sex
markie- non-sexual woman like butches

by morganne October 26, 2006

sexual coupon

what the fuck do you think a sexual coupon is?

For my birthday, my girlfriend got me a sexual coupon for 20% off. I don't know what the fuck that means though

by mr. koch October 14, 2011

Zero-Sexual

Zero-Sexual is when an individual is attarcted to neither females nor males. They are attracted to no one at all. AT ALL.

Girl: I tried to get with her, she said she dosen't like girls.
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual

by Zero-Sexual September 5, 2009

Sexual Tofu

A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.

Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.

Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.

by bananatwist July 25, 2011

Vibe sexual

Vibe sexual is

The attraction with someone u vibe with

Damn man I vibe sexual with u

Damn girl I vibe sexual with u

by Pinkzeedlover August 10, 2017