Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 08, 2021

schenectady two step

After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.

Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos

by 518 allday February 24, 2014

Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 06, 2019

Pinkleton's 39 Steps

Oral sex on a woman, usually in a military fashion.

He was very thorough with me last night. He gave me the full Pinkleton's 39 Steps! :D

by flicklawrance June 07, 2011

three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.

Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.

by winston festus the third December 25, 2011

2 man step

When their dick is 2 meters long

I would love to show you my ‘2 man step’

by Ahajsjskdjsosjekwnsj August 08, 2022

Kansas 2-Step

when one finishes a bubble bath, usually in the "spongebob squarepants bottle" with the water at exactly 87 degrees, then has intercourse with The Devil Wears Prada" (music not movie) playing. Has to be on a Tuesday.

Me and my ex gf's sister's neighbor did a Kansas 2-step last tuesday...LEGIT

by kevinliaobitches September 23, 2009