wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat

The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.

by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015

Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.

Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh

by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods, with is rule, he had the absolute power.
Also, there us a religion called "Flats's Witnesses"

-In what you believe?
I believe in Denis Flats

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

flat

Cool-looking, sexy.

Friend1: See this new car I bought?
Friend2: Yeah bro it looks flat.

by LB16 October 6, 2016

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)

Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper

by I'm poppy May 1, 2018

flat

a thing when girls have a ass flat as a brick wall

man 1: man that girl is flat

man 2: yea she is

by analsex=charlie in the chocola March 17, 2020