Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.

“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”

by Floor Tom February 26, 2024

floor nerding

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.

floor nerding is much seen at the South By South West conference.

by Richard Pope March 10, 2008

floor burger

a burger that’s on the floor.

person one: hey want a floor burger?

person two: the fuck is a floor burger

person one: a burger that’s on the floor you dimwit

by magnusslashfuneral May 27, 2022

Floor Pit

When everyone at a gig lays on the floor and moshes by rolling.

"Dude that floor pit was insane!"

"I know I rolled right over him!"

by Rocket Sneakers August 08, 2008

Scrubbed the floor

Giving head while someone is on their knees.

Going by the state of her knees, I assume she scrubbed the floor

by Figlet nieve November 19, 2023

Floor-beer

Flōr-bîr- a nickname given to any individual who happens to slip in beer that has been spilled on the floor while crushing beer cans

After Floor-beer fell in the puddle of alcohol on the floor, he continued to role around a complete his task of absorbing the leftover beer.

by Supernerd1215 July 11, 2009

Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 30, 2019