Green Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits

Oww she gave me a green blumpkin

by Wowzer Zowzers! March 19, 2024

Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina

Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin

by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022

blumpkin

when your sucking when he's pooping

what are you doing tonight? oh, i'm getting a blumpkin from my maid

by lompy March 26, 2020

Burmese Blumpkin

Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.

I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.

by Hdog99 October 16, 2014

Skibidi Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet

Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!

by mary-white12 June 3, 2024

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018