october 26

oct 26 is a day that the most beautiful girl was born her names faith also it’s national throw ur sibling across the earth day so do that

throws 2 year old across earth*
“it’s national throw u sibling across the earth day
october 26

by imdum November 8, 2020

January 26

this is the day mimis dumbass cousin was born. SHES SO PRETTY THO BYE everyone born on january 26 is so pretty PLS

-have u heard of january 26?
- yea that’s the year when mimis dumbass cousin was born

by mimi xo December 13, 2020

November 26th

The day were an abomination has been born.

person 1: are you born on November 26th.
person 2: yea...
person1 owh waw sucks for you.

by november 26 January 3, 2021

september 26th

september 26th, national bj day get going ladies!

omg its september 26th! That's national bj day

by BFlr69 September 25, 2021

March 26

People that are born on March 26 and the sweetest, most kind hearted people you can ever imagine they are very important to you

Person 1: man they are so kind hearted!
Person 2: well they were born on March 26
Person 1: oh no wonder why their sweet :)

by Genderfluid_lesbian_person<3 November 24, 2021

26 skedew

To easily make something in haste. Making something that is not satisfactory in any way, shape, or form. Something that was made but could have been made with more inspirado and zest.

Jack Black: I could easily 26 skedew you a song, but that would be false.

Most college students 26 skedew their work and/or essays.

by Ant C August 26, 2003

September 26 national blow it day

The 26th day of September, girlfriends of each man are under the obligation to give them a sloppy blowjob/deep throat job as celebration of love and affection from a warm hearted woman who's close to our deep feelings.
So give your man a good blowing to show your passion to him

"September 26 national blow it day"

Female partner: hey honey today is September 26, I'd love to show you some love

by Olivia Does It Well September 26, 2021