"Damn he handsome as hell if he wasnt arab he would have all the bitches on his dick"
"Yeah bro, thats the allahu akbar tax."
"Yeah bro, thats the allahu akbar tax."
by Smemmga male March 10, 2024

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”
“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022

by Hay19881 March 17, 2024

Taxes are another word for the weed
by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
by Pandacous December 1, 2023

by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024

by bigmemetranslator June 14, 2023
