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Internet Withdrawal

When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.

The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!

Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)

Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??

Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...

(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)

Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

(Steve steps back)

Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!

Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
by The Super Ninja November 13, 2009
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Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal

The mental and physical ailment of missing one's cuddle buddy. Symptoms include the Following: Random cuddling of pillows, crying yourself to sleep, obsessive texting of one's Non-Present Cuddle Buddy, ease of sexual excitement when dwelling on one's Cuddle Buddy, establishing a pet name for the missed Cuddle buddy, excessive discussion of said Cuddle Buddy, and feeling that one's bed sheets are always cold.
Hazards of Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal include: Glomping one's Cuddle Buddy the next time one sees them and have fun private time with them.
There is a support group for this disorder. There are currently 4 members of this group.
Chris: Hey Jeanine, is that Liz over there?
Jeanine: Uh-huh!

Chris: Why in God's name is she holding onto that pillow for dear life? o.0
Jeanine: She misses Brandon. And She's also going through Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal.
*Chris and Jeanine proceed to go get pillows of their own to battle their Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal as well.*
by CBWSupportGroup January 12, 2011
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Myspace Withdrawl

Myspace Withdrawl

What you get when your computer is being fixed and you haven't been able to check your Myspace in days.
OMG!! I'm having major Myspace Withdrawl!
by DizzyLizzy June 20, 2006
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Blink 182 Withdrawels

Any form of emotional depression or low point resulting from partly, or wholly due to the hiatus of the Popular band, Blink 182
Blink 182 Withdrawels still affect many fans, even years after The band stopped recording
by Wesley Norton February 2, 2006
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wiqd

shortform for wicked
that shirt is wiqd!
by Joe Napier June 3, 2018
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withdrawls of duty

1. When your Xbox 360 gets the red ring of death and you can't play Call of Duty 4 for a extended period of time. This is a serious problem affecting a large group of people.

2. Also, if you can't play COD4 for a while, despite condition of console.
"My 360 died yesterday and I am already going into withdrawls of duty!"
by rayfordbeardneck April 30, 2008
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Gizmo withdrawals

The need to hang out with and/or talk to Little Gizmo.
Man I haven't talked to Alecia Flynn in like forever I'm starting to have gizmo withdrawals..
by Joshua Kates March 30, 2008
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