Wi-Fi

Wireless Fucking Internet

Wi-Fi internet offered in many residential and commercial buildings throughout the world. In most cases, the wireless is credible and can be used for most types of web browsing. But you may occasionally stumble upon the crappy wireless. Good for downloading web pages and web pages alone.

Girl: Hey, I'm heading to the store. Want to come along? They have Wi-Fi...

Guy: Sure, I'm gonna bring my laptop so I can pirate their Wireless Fucking Internet!!!

by Bill Schneiut March 16, 2008

wi fi high five

when 2 people are at distance and not able to give a high five, also know as an air five.

hey kristin wi fi high five!

by peanutbutterface December 9, 2008

Wi-fi Drive-By

The act of slowing down your car near a wi-fi hotspot in order to access the internet.

Person1: "Dude! What are you doing! We need to get to your brother's wedding!"
Person2: "Calm down, I'm trying to look up a toast I can use!"

"Who needs 4G when you can do a wi-fi drive-by!"

by ryan0788 August 1, 2012

Wi-Fi

What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet. Pom Is A Girl Who's Into Internet & Needs It So She Can Check Her Social Media, Like Facewoof, Gtail, Reddig, & Tumfur. She Complains That There Isn't Any Wi-Fi On Her Computer.

Pom: If This Is Bikini Bottom, Then Where Da Wi-Fi? In Bikini Bottom, Shouldn't There Be Ultra High Speed Wi-Fi Everywhere?
Spongebob Squarepants: Wi-Fi? What's That?
It's What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet & I Need Da Wi-Fi!
Spongebob Squarepants: Well, I Don't Know Where Wi-Fi Is.

by Handle Here May 26, 2018

wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.

I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 16, 2008

wi-choo

Another way to say "What is up with you" or "What's up with you"

I have a date tonight, so wi-choo doing tonight.

by Jakndabx January 25, 2008

Wi-five

Giving someone a virtual high-five via email or other Internet based format in appreciation of a noteworthy achievement or action. Giving some "props" over the internet

A group of friends are sharing a lengthy email discussion throughout the day and one person emails a particularly enjoyable (for the rest of the group) insult to one member of the group and the other participants send wi-fives to the insulting party praising her wit.

by Danhanchan April 2, 2011