vinsanity

The riots and chaos that ensues following Vince Carter posterizing someone

"Vince dunked right OVER that white boy! It's vinsanity in here!!"

by edd0 August 29, 2003

Vista

Microsoft's suicide attempt, after years of grueling research Microsoft's top engineers determined that combining extremely expensive OS prices, too many damn versions with all except ultimate being crippled in some way, shitty compatibility, an OS with a "pretty GUI" resulting in a resource black hole which in turn cost people more money to upgrade only to discover that despite upgrading to the largest amount of memory and most expensive Processor, that due to it's being modeled on black hole physics their computers are no faster than before, they also made sure to make it difficult to use and find things, included a user agony and cruelty infliction system(commonly known as UAC), and decided that to truly piss off admins that even when running as administrator you aren't truly administrator.

Microsoft Engineer1: The tests results from the beta testers for vista are in: anger, frustration, and incidences of user on computer violence are up 300%.
Microsoft Engineer2: wow that's better than predicted.
Microsoft Engineer1: Yeah, and even better 50% of the test subjects committed suicide after a month of using it, another 19% went insane within one month, and another 30% switched to another OS or stopped using computers completely after a month.
Microsoft Engineer2: What about the remaining 1%?
Microsoft Engineer1: That is made up entirely of masochists.
Microsoft Engineer2: Ok then we are good for release, if this doesn't kill us nothing will.
Microsoft Engineers1: With our expertise there is no way this can fail.....unless of course the majority of the population suddenly starts getting off on self inflicted pain.

by Former Microsoft Fanboy October 9, 2008

windows vista

The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.

My computer is a f*@#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.

by Polito79 March 13, 2007

Windows Vista

the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are!

Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.

by nukresoft November 15, 2005

Monta Vista High School

The school in FUHSD that dominates at IDC Rallies. You other schools better back off.

Monta Vista high school will dominate at the IDC rallies.

by kellyswag December 9, 2012

vista

remember Windows ME?

Vista is like re-living through all that, but will probably be worse.

LOL, your vista computer crashed again. At least my Windows ME computer runs once in awhile.

by cschermes April 22, 2009

Desert Vista High School

The best school in Ahwatukee. Also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. Half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. School spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick ass. Its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and Asians who get perfect SAT scores. And to top it all off Senior year is pointless, and everyone can't wait to get the hell out...

Ahwatukee meets the O.C...but better!:)

by Julie and Kim!! February 8, 2005