T H E V O I D

When you're hella depressed from a phat breakup, that eternal feeling of darkness and lack of life is known as T H E V O I D. T H E V O I D consumes you. Few escape from T H E V O I D.

Person 1: Well boys, T H E V O I D has returned.
Person 2: Dude, T H E V O I D gets me every day bro.
Person 1: T H E V O I D is my home now.

by pandaturtle October 28, 2019

V.S.E.

Vaginal Sand Extraction: To have sand professionally removed from one's vagina.

Whats wrong with Howard, does he need a V.S.E.?

by mallratt October 8, 2013

C.E.V.O.D.

cock eating vagina of doom

Brad: Dood did you hear about Billy? He got his shit ripped by that C.E.V.O.D.

by Brock Lawson June 7, 2007

E.V. Wylds

Is only the best author in the world since the last London Olympics.

E.V. Wylds is a pen name for Ellie Vale Wylds, author of a YA series called "The Chronicles of Santera". She is also known for her short adventure, fantasy, suspense, horror, and sci-fi stories.

Some don't know she has also been posting erotic short stories and NA erotica novels like "Behind Adriana's Eyes" under the secondary pen name "Ellie Vale" since 2012.

Although she likes to disappear without a trace a few months out of the year, her new stories are worth the hiatus when she returns.

Sarah: "Have you started E.V. Wylds' new book '9,000 Reasons' yet?"

Joey: "I just got it today! I am so glad she's back! I just finished her last book 'Never Falter', it was so amazing!"

Beth: "Are you guys talking about E.V. Wylds? Did you know she also writes adult novels and short stories under a different name too!"

Sarah & Joey: "No way! I've never heard that!"

Beth: "Yeah, she wrote 'Behind Adriana's Eyes' and 'For the Weekend' both as Ellie Vale."

by Modern_Day_Discovarian February 14, 2020

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.

Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.

C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!

by b_sack November 15, 2007

v.i.e.t

V ietnamese
i nitialize
e qualize
t rue ridahz

Us v.i.e.t is tha number 1 shit and we was born as fighterz so yall got beef say it to us we knock dah fuck outta you but ya words cant break us cuz bitcch you gon die and we still standin'

by vietpryde April 19, 2005

v.i.e.t

very
increasingly
effeminate
toolbags

damn, look at that viet, he thinks hes the shit, but little does he know what viet really stands for, tool.

by Megaman67 September 14, 2005