Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

tits and uterus

When you see a girl, but are only interested in sex, they become tits and a uterus, being the only important parts

"Hey andrew, see that hot chick over there"
"No i only see tits and uterus"

by Wog_boy December 21, 2007

fire uterus

A condition which occurs during the time of a female's period; characterized by frequent yelling and Tylenol usage

OMG! I have such a fire uterus, give me some Tylenol!!!!

by Lutheran Pirate December 7, 2005

quivering uterus

The painful cramping during the menstrual cycle.

I can't go out tonight I've got the quivering uterus, it sucks!

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

bust a uterus

to make a u-turn in your car while driving.

Oops, I missed my turn. I'll just go ahead and bust a uterus and go back.

by Chowhall April 9, 2011

cookie uterus

A boyfriend who supplies cookies.

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.

by CookieUterus February 27, 2009

cat uterus

The squishy thing inside a pussy. Not your girlfriend's vagina, but an ACTUAL pussy cat. Taken out from your pussy's pussy during spading.

Dude when I get high, my favorite food is cat uterus.

by Kat Cuterus April 9, 2016