wrap one up

The rolling of a spliff

you get on with that...i'm going to go wrap one up

by Smoke Duster October 24, 2007

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

Put One Up Top

To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge

John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!

by R-Dickulous October 18, 2020

Sling One Up Me

The phrase "sling one up me" is used be drunken females from a working class background when discussing a fit bloke.

Not often used in the work place this phrase is used between groups of females as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Marie: "Look at him, I would let him sling one up me!"

by KevB2010 November 29, 2010

wake up in day one

phrase from the Given-Taken song spoken by the poet Philosopher Heeseung from enhypen

Wake up in day one omg

by Lena000 December 22, 2021

Two Girls One Up

A pun on the internet meme "Two Girls One Cup" depicting Princesses Peach and Daisy holding a One Up Mushroom.

Ever heard of two girls one cup?

yes and i prefer two girls one up.

by ShadowEan November 4, 2010

make one up

Make one up isn't a name or a thing it's a a question like "can I make a drawing up!"

make one up

by D4BBIES January 8, 2014