Twinkling

Twinkling is a business term for when an employee has stressed themselves out so badly that their sphincter begins to clamp spasmodically and they can no longer focus on the task at hand.

"Have you seen Joe today? What his problem?"

"His project added another week delay, he was so mad in the meeting he started twinkling then stormed out the room."

by Shutin April 21, 2005

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Twizzling

The act of inserting a twizzler into a girl's vagina and then eating it out.

Me and my girl were twizzling so much last night I think I got a cavity.

by Grand Master Goatee Jr. June 27, 2008

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The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.

Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.

by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019

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tweedling

The act of scratching ones pens or scrotum by pinching said genitalia between ones fingers.

Are you, sir, tweedling? Yes, I am in fact, tweedling my penile unit.

by Dr. Brutal January 31, 2016

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Twillings

Similar to chugnuts, twillings are the loose discrete lumps of faecal matter which entwine themselves to the hairs covering the perineum and peri-anal region of the male body.

They can, if sufficiently aged, absorb gaseous contents of the rectum (fart), slowly released when the underwear are removed: for example, when another person removes them for the purposes of fellatio or rimming.

"Fletch babes, your twillings are storing your arse stank"

"Mate I had to use four baby wipes and a pincer grip to remove some killer twillings"

by clunge-magnet January 20, 2009

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