one eyed bald man in a turtleneck 

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

Tactical Turtleneck 

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

Tactical Turtleneck by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

Purple turtleneck 

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.

“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”

Purple turtleneck by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017

tijuana turtleneck 

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

tijuana turtleneck by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

Arizona turtleneck 

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

Arizona turtleneck by stnapkid January 3, 2020

Arizona turtleneck 

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

Arizona turtleneck by stnapkid January 3, 2020

Glazed Turtleneck 

When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.

There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.

Glazed Turtleneck by Pat MacGroyn February 14, 2021