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closet tugger

Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.

“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
by DrGreenT December 20, 2018
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Nut tugger

Guy who tugs on his balls too much. Usually associated with someone who is dumb, has unprotected sexual contact that lands them with crabs or STDs
Chad caught the clap again last week from some trap. What a nut tugger.
by Little Kitten of Doom December 31, 2018
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pork tugger

1. a man or teenage boy who is always masturbating.
2. a girl who will only give hand jobs.
that jimmy has always got his hand on his dick.
yeah he is such a pork tugger.
by sicktwistedone May 8, 2018
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Louisville Tugger

A girl that when giving a handjob hits your balls too hard.
I needed an ice pack on my balls last night. I think my girl may be a Louisville Tugger.
by FTWQuinn September 19, 2016
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tater tugger

A gay man grabbing another man's dick.
Tom Brady and all of his followers are tater tuggers.
by MacaroniMa May 4, 2018
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Chattanooga mud tugger

A Big Dirty Mexican Man that puts their toes in your asshole for a mcChicken.
I saw Jared yesterday and he offered to give me a Chattanooga mud Tugger.
by Hawgsbe November 13, 2020
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Knee hiding pant leg tugger

Someone who acts hard around people who make them feel safe and starts drama with hopes somebody will protect him/her
That knee hiding pant leg tugger really needs a piggy back
by WiddleBirch May 13, 2023
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