Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
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Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
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totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
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Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 23, 2018
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Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.
Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.
by Bar Graph November 04, 2021
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Pussy Totem

When a group of females (however many you’d like***) stacks upon each other (in flexible arrangements***) and a man fucks them up and down their stacked pussies (in the position of a totem pole).

***4 or more women might require a step ladder
***front to back or back to back or front to front
Why don’t I just invite my guy friend over and we can make a pussy totem so he can fuck all of us?
by Creamy white bitch February 15, 2019
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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 23, 2020
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