totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
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Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 23, 2018
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Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.
Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.
by Bar Graph November 04, 2021
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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 23, 2020
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Pussy Totem

When a group of females (however many you’d like***) stacks upon each other (in flexible arrangements***) and a man fucks them up and down their stacked pussies (in the position of a totem pole).

***4 or more women might require a step ladder
***front to back or back to back or front to front
Why don’t I just invite my guy friend over and we can make a pussy totem so he can fuck all of us?
by Creamy white bitch February 15, 2019
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totem slut

a female specifically interested in gamers. a female who will trade sexual favors, nudes, or other sexual content for help in video games. a female who will lead on an innocent gamer in order to get help in their game.
i was in a match with this girl and she was real sweet and acted interested, but the first time i couldn’t get her up she bolted. what a totem slut.
by bitchzilla420 April 25, 2021
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Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"
"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."
by Splenda_Man November 02, 2020
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