Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".
by DrStrangewolf October 8, 2015
Get the Rekt'd-tor Scalemug. Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the 30 second tor upmug. A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.
"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021
Get the Tor-Helgemug. by Tor Geigant January 31, 2025
Get the Tor Geigantmug. Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.
Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
by Harpovich November 21, 2023
Get the Uffe Tormug. Sexy giant man with a 8 inch penis that will penetrate 2 women at the same time, he is also a intellectual .
by cadeenn September 4, 2022
Get the Tormug. Tor is the most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She may be seen in a bad manor by other people, but when you get to know her you see how amazing she really is. Tor has been through a lot and it shows through her strength and courage to what she believes in. She's the sweetest girl you will ever meet and the best gf you could ever have so make sure you hold on to your shot with her.
Guy 1: Wow look at Tor😍.
Guy 2: Yah, Joe's lucky to have her cuffed up.
Guy 1: I wish I could have a Tor.
Guy 2: Yah, Joe's lucky to have her cuffed up.
Guy 1: I wish I could have a Tor.
by The0ne&0nly November 11, 2018
Get the Tormug.