Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
Get the Windshield Wipermug. by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015
Get the Clean Wipermug. by md33 December 2, 2020
Get the wind wipermug. A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.
I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.
by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022
Get the 40 wipermug. The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out
I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion
by Jack Raman June 5, 2017
Get the Washington Wipermug. Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
by Pop Fizz May 5, 2008
Get the Fan Wipermug. by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022
Get the One wipermug.