Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.

Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.

by tymajors March 31, 2015

Wiper Rash

1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.

That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!

by Mikethego2guy September 12, 2023

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

hymen wiper

cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper

" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "

by aanniigg November 12, 2011

Wiper Weenie

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down

It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.

by HerbErtlinger November 13, 2020

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015