by only the coolest June 21, 2019
A gay farmer who likes iris (a fucking kerstboom). he faps to iris and chiara and other little kids. he also has a small penis. in fact he has no penis.
by wesleyjebentgay March 23, 2013
The lowest form of any human being, usually referred to as a racoon or an ape. This being is amazingly smelly, and has the ability to be soo black that he is white.
The wesley
by Wesleygotboyd October 04, 2008
A huge cunt. Bigger than your mom's. Insensitive, has no friends, suicidal and hangs himself up on past issues. Daddy and mommy problems. A douche bag with a hole in it(useless). Being around a Wesley can leave you negative and make you contemplate suicide.
by Goatgirl1111 December 28, 2016
Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010
n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
by X. Fluke May 16, 2011
by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005