A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020

Some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they could catch their farts. Or not let them fart.
by Nick behan March 15, 2016

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"
Person 2: "No bro, why?"
Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"
Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."
Person 2: "No bro, why?"
Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"
Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."
by Warlock dog August 5, 2012

one who enjoys the female region, he/she offend likes to chase women and sometimes the men with vags.
by matt cat May 11, 2008

by IDrinkAndKnowThings August 4, 2023

by Sod money gang January 14, 2014

when a female braids her hair into two french braids so her man can pull on them while he's hittin from da back
by iamurdaddy69 April 2, 2017
