Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .

by Rosè April 22, 2021

quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down and/or completely and utterly betrayed you

Damn it Mike, I can't believe you've done this. fuck you, and suck my cock you quiff dickler

by Lin V October 30, 2023

Quiff

The sound ones penis makes when shooting blanks.

Joe: I love to huff quiffs straight from my boyfriends old cock

by Rschutzler July 26, 2018

Quiff

Similar to queef, a quiff is a fart from the male genitalia.

Omg dude, im gonna fucking quiff so hard!

by Harambe2016! December 21, 2021

quiff

Verb: To sniff something in a perverted way, especially hair, a quif or a queef.

Quiff Pro Joe had a son named Hunter
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.

by Carlos Perdue March 6, 2020

quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down or has completely and utterly betrayed you

I can't believe you did this to me Mike, suck my cock you quiff dickler

by Lin V October 30, 2023

Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away

Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away

by beetle juicie August 16, 2021