cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

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Throat Moat

Receiving ejaculate from another person's genitals, into the mouth, and held in the back the throat before swallowing.

Dude... Gretchen gave me the best blowjob of my life yesterday. My dick was so deep, it felt so incredible, and seeing her gorgeous face filled with my rock hard cock as she looked me in the eyes... I could tell she wanted to swallow my load. It was so hot, it only took 30 seconds or so. I couldn't believe it. When I backed away, she opened mouth and saw the biggest throat moat ever created.

by Timberlund October 11, 2025

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