glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

Gook flute

Big loud muffler, usually seen on crappy import cars (Honda Civic for example) with small engines.

Damn man, did you see that ricer do a fly-by with his gook flute Honda? That car is SLOW!

by Anuskasvo January 28, 2009

freddie the flute

A small talking flute from the popular show of the 60's HR Pufnstuf. He is golden and sparkly. He lives In Jimmy's back pocket.

Freddie: HR what's wrong with Jimmy?
HR Pufnstuf: I am not sure freddie the flute, Jimmy why you walking that way?

by HRPufnstuffer March 16, 2008

Pan Flute

When you are licking a person's asshole and you blow air into his or her anus, resulting in a long fart.

"I shot a quick pan flute up her ass and she blasted it back in my face."

by Bigger Spoon July 28, 2017

douche flute

A personal vaporizer

Look, another guy in a fedora sucking on a douche flute!
<puff>, <hat tip>, "M'lady..."

by fivebags July 30, 2015

AIDS Flute

A penis blown, kissed and sucked upon by a gay.

Your good friend Harvey was blowing on the ole AIDS Flute last night. Got a mouth full of jism.

by Captain Stool May 24, 2013

dirty flute

When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.

Yo, that girl from the party last night gave me the best dirty flute I've ever had!

by Kristina witha k August 2, 2012