peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021

Blowfish

A fake bitch

Blowfish are 100% fake they puff up to look big and it's just fake so a blowfish is a fake person or fake bitch 🐡

Your a blowfish

Kyla's such a blowfish

Don't be a blowfish

Fuck off blowfish

by Blowfish April 25, 2016

Blowfish

A chick that gives head while in a pool, hot tub, or jacuzzi.

Dude that chick is a blowfish. She gave me a bj in my parents pool last night

by SlappaDaBassMan March 8, 2015

blowfish party

a blowfish party refers to the act of a group of friends gathering together to fight each other with socker boppers. if you've never had a blowfish party before I highly recommend it.

dude did you hear about Sam's blowfish party the other day?

I know man it was great. I socked the bopper

by lordmazdamundi November 18, 2020

Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.

"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"

by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021

Hootie or blowfish

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018

Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position

You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!

by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023