by the Suppreme one June 02, 2016
A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
"William is a valorant smurf."
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
by Vincentthevalpro January 08, 2022
A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.
Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin
by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022
whenever chloe plays valorant, she always stays with either the classic gun or ghost and light shields. surprisingly, someitmes she would get so many kills. but there are times where she gets no kills in one match. no matter how many times we have told chloe to stop being cheap, she keeps on being cheap. but i mean, if it works for her, then it works for her.
chloe (in valorant)
chloe : *buys only classic/sherrif and light shield*
us : CHLOE STOP BEING SO CHEAP... YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST.
chloe : *buys only classic/sherrif and light shield*
us : CHLOE STOP BEING SO CHEAP... YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST.
by justsophh October 02, 2021
White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.
by Algraal May 11, 2022