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Valorant

A place where people meows for their online mommies and daddies
His mommy: "let's play valorant today"
I miss her:"meowsw prrr grr meow nya"
by xXGod_Slayer_Gaming_1000Xx January 8, 2025
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Valorant

Video game released in Summer 2020 with its name derived from the phrase “Valiant Effort”
Damn dude you showed some valorant there
by AndrewHChin February 3, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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Valorant

The best and most efficient way to get a mental disease, simply load the game and watch your mental health fall into shambles!
Hey Timmy that kid is depressed, he must play Valorant!
by Genius8500 May 23, 2022
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valorant

VALORANT is a 5vs5 Character-based Tactical First-Person Shooter developed and published by Riot Games. VALORANT takes aspect from other popular FPS titles such as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Rainbow Six: Siege and Overwatch, and blends them into a precise, consequential and highly-lethal shooter experience.

Players assume the role of “agents” within a near-future dystopian world with each having a unique set of abilities to compliment the lethal set of 17 different guns available to every player.What is the objective in VALORANT?
The game's competitive mode is 5vs5 with one team assuming the attackers and the other the defenders with the first to reach 13 rounds to win the match.

The attacker’s goal is to plant and detonate an item called “the spike” at one of two (or three) sites on the battlefield, while the defender’s objective is to prevent the spike from detonating, both teams can also win the round if they eliminate the enemy.

Each round is 2:10 minutes in total with 30 seconds dedicated to the preparation period and 1:40 minutes of time for each team to achieve their respective objectives. Teams switch sides at round 13.
wtf why are u playing valorant
by sneakylink;) January 27, 2022
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Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.
Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?
by OFG32 October 17, 2022
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Valorant

Valorant is the best game ever besides Prime Fortnite but Prime valorant is as good as prime cs and as sexy as prime cs.
valorant is sooooo god
by Hallah hallah March 21, 2022
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