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the heart of Texas

It was so hot in San Antonio that Lindsey was sweating deep in the heart of Texas.
by johnd July 18, 2006
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deep in the heart of texas

Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind
the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS
by anonymous September 13, 2023
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Top private investigator in the state of texas

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license
Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas
by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025
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texting the water

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
by Mpaper July 6, 2011
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Text_on_the_screen

One of the key members of the MLIA commenting community. Awesome beyond belief.
n00b: I love this post!

Text_on_the_screen: n00b.
by Sea Kitten June 15, 2010
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Text of the Devil

The text message version of "speak of the devil"

-A text from a person one was just thinking of, or just going to text.
Alice: (text) "Hey Bob what's up!"

Bob: (text) "Text of the Devil! I was just thinking about you!"
by EddySpero January 17, 2011
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If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device

The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack
Have you seen If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device. Thanks GamesWorkshops indirectly ended it...
by NoIDont'tIWill January 30, 2023
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