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one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
by the californiamerican June 27, 2008
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The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.
"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.
by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025
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worm strangler

When you're strangle the shit out of your meat.
Dude i just gave my dick the worm strangler last night
by yurter May 12, 2021
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Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!
by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024
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Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019
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Oak Hill Strangler

The “Oak Hill Strangler” is proper nickname for the “Y” intersection that splits Hwy 290 West and HWY 71 in the southwest Austin metro area. Newer Austinites may refer this fork in the road as “The Y” or just “Oak Hill” but its appropriate name is said Strangler.
“Sorry I’m late guys, the Oak Hill Strangler got me this morning.”
by Hottie Scottie June 2, 2018
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The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.
I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler
by JayKayIsMyName December 19, 2020
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