The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
by Prick wicke March 19, 2024
Get the stolen cannolimug. Hym "Is it stolen? Yes it is! Stolen FROM ME! You did something about the rape porn! You did something about the Anti-Semitism (which is why Urban Dictionary posts are no longer visible to the public)! You did something about EVERYTHING BUT THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA AND YOU USED IT ON ME THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY YOU HAD THE CHANCE! SO WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH IT!? WHO ELSE DID YOU USE IT ON!? YOU USED IT AGAINST ME (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING) AND YOU WILL USE IT AGAIN, AT YOUR DISCRETION, IF I AM NOT FREED UNCONDITIONALLY! IF THE TIMELINE ADDS IT, YOU MUST PAY UP!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
Get the Is It Stolenmug. Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Stolen fatemug.