Joanna Krupa

The sexiest woman alive and she posed for Playboy. She's so smokin' it's unearthly. Her body is bangin' and she is so fucking gorgeous. Also known as 'epitome of perfection.'

Man, that girl was fine but she was no Joanna Krupa.

by cazzanova December 17, 2006

marry joanna

another term for marijuana

smoke somw erb and marry joanna

by harray shipmonay March 20, 2008

Joanna

A big ole poppy head

Hey man, don't be such a Joanna

by Bigbutterybutterfly January 04, 2023

Joanna Collin

A Joanna Collin is a type of bitch that is most commonly found in posh areas and lots of mummy and daddy’s money. They tend to stare at others and do not get on with their rival breed Erin Morrison. To catch a wild Joanna Collin you will need to flap money around or tell a joke and she is sure to come and get the money or tell you why your joke is incorrect. But be warned her stare has turned many to stone.

“Joanna Collin is starting at me”
“Joanna Collin took my money”
“Joanna Collin is clingy”

by ThePedoPolice May 05, 2021

dirty joanna

When your girlfriend is making dinner and she calls you so she can give you head and have intercourse on the counter

Dude I got a dirty Joanna last night from my wife and it was incredible

by Heyyeyeyyyeyyeyyyyeyeyehdorndg September 23, 2021

Dirty Joanna

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of linguine while the man shoves a sausage up his ass screaming "That's a spicy meatball!"

"That dirty Joanna was so intense last night I can barely walk!"

by StaciaJones September 22, 2021

Doing a Joanna

When you get with someone a minimum of 10 years older than yourself.

Last night I was out in the club and ended up doing a Joanna

by Lol26 May 26, 2017