Garrett

A kid with such bad eyesight that he can’t see much unless it’s like 8000% magnification. He’s also trash at video games and plays fortnite and apex

Garrett is so blind he couldn’t even see something right in front of him

by Tylard March 28, 2019

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Garrett

The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.

Garrett we should hang out hoe

by Blanketflunky8 October 29, 2017

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A stupid ass hat who gives birth to chicken nuggets because reasons.
Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv.
He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry.

Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.

“That dude is weird af”
“Probs a Garrett”

“Stop it devil woman”
“Don’t be a Garrett”

by Lord awesomeness November 29, 2018

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Power Bottom

You're such a Garrett

by Ace Jaeger December 30, 2019

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Garrett

They come off extremely shy at first but are always willing to help you even if you’ve never talked before. They slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having and what you originally thought wasn’t real is and even better yet, you are lucky enough to call them yours

Girl one: “he’s so sweet,cute,smart, and funny”
Girl two: “He must be a Garrett”

by Cyndomega May 29, 2018

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