Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.

Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014

Cleveland Steamer

When you're railing someone in the ass and they shit all over your dick

"I was about to cum when she gave me a Cleveland Steamer"

by Aura-48292847289182809999137 March 2, 2025

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Cleveland steamer

Another name for Odell Beckham jr

Did you see the Cleveland steamer drop the ball in the end zone last night .

by Zimbabwe latiki Jackson September 8, 2020

Cleveland Steamer

Odell Beckham Jr.'s real name.

TOUCHDOWN!!! What a talent Cleveland Steamer is- he really has a way of converting 3rd downs in the red zone!

by getyahistoryhere September 8, 2020

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024