by bigpapi55 October 15, 2023
Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.
Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
by not_who_you_think_i_am_ February 21, 2016
In between a friendzone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and form an intimate bond.
"Ricardo and I have been experiencing platonic tension since the beginning of the semester."
"I can totally feel it. You guys are both in a failing relationship, right?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."
"I can totally feel it. You guys are both in a failing relationship, right?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."
by varvarvic060 December 08, 2020
In between the friend zone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and share an intimate bond.
"Ricardo and I have been getting awfully close."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."
by varvarvic060 December 08, 2020
Unspoken lust and sexual desire. Can be used to describe the feelings of say, cartoon characters once they hit puberty and wants to shag.
by CocaineLion69 May 05, 2019
by Jackfrost00 September 07, 2020