Techno

Music that people who are getting laid way to much and people who never get laid listen to

Kid 1 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 2 - I knew you were a virgin

Kid 3 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 4 - I knew you had game

by The Reverand Buddha June 10, 2010

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Techno is WIICKED with strobelights and WIICKED to fast-dance to! come on people you gotta love it? or have you guys never been clubbing? fuckers techno is awesom stop dissin it.. and this is cummin from sum1 who listens to all sorts of music such as punk, rock, ska, indie, emo, metal.. everything and i still love it... HOW COULD YOU NOT???

lets go clubbing i feel like dancing to come techno!!!

by janey0080 September 20, 2006

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Techno is the Devil’s music!
the hypnotic voodoo rhythm, a reckless dance down the Devil’s road of sin and self-destruction.
leading youth to eternal damnation in the fiery depths of hell!

Techno is made up of such subgenres like acid, detroit (dead), minimal, deep, german, and swedish.

by Virtual Ouija March 4, 2018

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A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass hit on the downbeat, an open hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat, and a mm setting of c 150. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, nearly all of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonym: signal indicator Antonym: music

All he listens to is techno.

by Bluepies February 9, 2005

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