Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.
-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?
by RatchetBoo May 28, 2003
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Tamponing

When the drawstring from one's speedo is hanging out of the leg hole while the person is wearing it, resembling a tampon string.
Dean: Eli, you're tamponing...
Eli: *Tucks string away*
by Liod Fereath January 16, 2012
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Tampon

Yummy lollipops coded with sugar sweets and more!!!!
Mmmm.. yummy can I lick your tampon bro.
by Teacher man December 11, 2019
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Tampon

Another term for a lesbian, since they're both always in a girls vagina
Dude Shannon looks like such a tampon, "I know she's always in Melissa's vagina"
by ren mai zu May 02, 2010
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Tampon

Noun.

A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.

Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.

(i.e. That guy was so tampon)
Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young.

Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.

Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.
by cat.eggs.creep. October 21, 2011
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Tampon

Noun. Racial slur against WHITE people.
A tampon is white and "stuck up", like many white people.
by Marie ko September 26, 2010
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Tampon

A derogatory term for a newer-model Ford Mustang, usually when driven by a male simply for its macho-factor.
Dude1 "That guy's car is a tampon."
Dude2 "Why's it a tampon?"
Dude1 "Cuz every pussy has one!"
by NathanB April 24, 2008
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