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you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.
a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.
by Nightmares August 22, 2007
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Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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take a chance on me

This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.
I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.
by 8seconds August 20, 2017
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I have individual rights. I can do things other can not and I DID. I have RIGHT to the credit. And I RIGHT to be paid.
Hym "I'm not letting you take this away from me."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2025
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Take Meds Card

A blunt, offensive directive implying that someone's opinions or online behavior are so irrational, aggressive, or erratic that they must be off their prescribed psychiatric medication. It reduces all disagreement or passion to a chemical imbalance, suggesting the solution isn't discourse but pharmaceuticals. It's a particularly nasty form of gaslighting that tells a person their very mode of engagement is a medical emergency.
Take Meds Card Example: During a late-night, intense political thread, User A makes a valid but passionately worded point. User B, wanting to dismiss them, replies: "Your timeline is unhinged. Seriously, go take your meds card and chill." This reframes healthy engagement as a manic episode requiring sedation.
by Abzugal February 3, 2026
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take your meds schizo

Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.

Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
"JEWISH LIZARDMEN WANT TO EAT THE WHITE RACE ALIVE"
"take your meds schizo"
by Harakiri445 February 17, 2021
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Take a meeting

When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.
Phil was with everyone at the game, but left because he had to take a meeting.
by PuddinPantsOlderBro December 30, 2013
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