swashbuckling swagger

Derogatory term; one who seldom swabs the deck, especially a patchee.

Be ye swabbing yon deck or ye be walking the plank, ye swashbuckling swagger!

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swashbuckling

thinking about spicy things at inappropriate times

man i’m swashbuckling….
why is this an issue?

i’m at grandmas bingo game

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When someone gives you oral sex and gargles your semen.

I met this girl at the bar last night and it turns out she was really into swashbuckling.

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