SURELY you can't be Sirius

What you'd say when opening your exorbitant satellite-radio bill.

NINETY-NINE bucks for a car-entertainment-audio subscription?! SURELY you can't be Sirius!
I **am** "Sirius", and don't call me "Shirley". :P
(Actually, SiriusXM is fairly cheap per month; the $99.00 amount is for a three-year subscription.)

by QuacksO March 23, 2026

Mahi Sureka

A very pretty white girl who's also very kind and might as well be the most smart and hardworking person you've ever met. Kinda introverted until she becomes close to you after which she doesn't stop talking. Very helpful to people who need help and doesn't pay attention to people who're irritating.

person 1: Yo that girl's so smart and hardworking
person 2: Must be a Mahi Sureka

by msd-fan April 16, 2024