propane tank suprise

When having sex from the rear, known as "doggy style", after climaxing, and your partner turns around and smiles at you, you grab a propane tank and smack her in the your partner in the head with it.

"My girlfriend is pissed at me... I cumed all over her ass last night and when she was getting up to go take a shower, she turned around and looked at me and i gave her the propane tank suprise."

by Billy Carr September 26, 2006

Brown Suprise

when sucking of a females butt hole ...and SUPRISE a big brown poop layed nestled in your mouth

Susie was sucking alex's Butt hole and all the sudden she was nurturing a brown suprise!

by DSC Baby August 28, 2007

Suprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell suprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.

horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!

by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 2, 2009

Mountain Man Suprise

When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.

Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.

by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

by zShortbusz November 25, 2009

pirate suprise

When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.

The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.

by scott savell February 29, 2008

Nigger Suprise

When a dumb nigger (Usually with little or no teeth) springs an unpleasant surprise on a white person.
Sometimes; a Nigger surprise can lead to a white male being put into jail by the Po-Po rather than a black person.

A Nigger surprise is when you are going to lay down in your bed after a hard days work and your homie is still banging your girl in it!!!

Artemus: Hello African-American fellow!
Tyrone: Yo nigga hold this bag full of money
Artemus: Sure fine sir anything as reparations to your dumb ass nigger ansistors.
Police: Your Under Arrest Whitey for robbing that bank..The money is in your hand!!!
Artemus: Damn that Cotten-Picker really laid a Nigger surprise on me!!
Next time i should be careful not to be trapped by a Nigger Suprise.

by Nagger Mc Nigger Nagger April 26, 2008