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suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have
mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.
by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010
mugGet the suck my non-existent dickmug.
oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep
sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick
by Lana Rhode’s clit October 23, 2019
mugGet the suck my nigga felix’s dickmug.
the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin May 18, 2007
mugGet the i'm so bad i can suck my own dickmug.
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
mugGet the YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHERmug.

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself
Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK
by Lxxnder April 14, 2023
mugGet the Suck my dickmug.

Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
mugGet the Suck my dickmug.

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